Q What do you call a horse with no legs?
A Anything you want because it won't come to you.
Q What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court?
A Annette (A-Net).
Q Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A Because he had nobody (no-body) to go with.
stephen94_odonnell_irl
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
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Very nice ones! I have 3 questions for you:
a* Your doctor has given you 3 pills and told you to take them one every half an hour. How long will the treatment last?
b* On the table there are 10 flies. Three of them have been killed. How many of them are left?
c* Every stick has two ends. How many ends do 7.5 sticks have?
Answers:
a) 1 hour
b) 3 dead ones
c) 16
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