Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Some cool jokes

Q What do you call a horse with no legs?

A Anything you want because it won't come to you.

Q What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court?

A Annette (A-Net).

Q Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

A Because he had nobody (no-body) to go with.

stephen94_odonnell_irl

1 comment:

. said...

Very nice ones! I have 3 questions for you:

a* Your doctor has given you 3 pills and told you to take them one every half an hour. How long will the treatment last?

b* On the table there are 10 flies. Three of them have been killed. How many of them are left?

c* Every stick has two ends. How many ends do 7.5 sticks have?



Answers:
a) 1 hour
b) 3 dead ones
c) 16

anna71_adm_pl